At first I thought you were cute. Different from the others in an attractive and alluring kind of way. You were quick and light and I admit I was just a little bedazzled.
Then came the day you were unable to remember some very important information with which I had entrusted you. Not wanting to show my disappointment, I reminded you of just what that information was, as you requested. But after a while I came to understand that this was in fact a habit of yours – a habit that became increasingly annoying as the weeks and months rolled by.
Finally I had had enough. Spacing on my bookmarks was one thing, but when you started playing fast and loose with my passwords, I saw the handwriting on the wall. This relationship could never last.
And so, Google Chrome – I am bidding you a not-so-fond farewell. Don’t let the door hit you…